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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:20
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
So they tried
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.